Ways to Murder a Chicken. Recipe

Why did the chicken the road?  While many will answer “To get to the other side.” it might be to save its own life.  Think about it, someone is usually trying put a rotisserie spit up that poor chicken’s butt.  Or there is the crazy guy attempting to it behind the barn.  The poor knows to stay away from the same crazy guy’s wife though; she wants to it!  That poor chicken, what could possibly have done to have so many trying to murder Blue Collar comedian, Bill Engvall, gives us an answer, “Many moons ago, millions chickens roamed this land.  Then along Colonel, wiped them out.”  (Bill – Free Range Chicken - www.youtube.com)  Chickens are not native to America.  They…