Recipes by Michael Procopio
The Fruitlessness of Hope
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Sep 2016
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Hello, Vandergelder!
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Jun 2016
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E Pluribus PestoI’d originally thought to make a foul, rust-colored dump cake to mock the most divisive political figure to come around in my lifetime, but both the… |
Mar 2016
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FaggotI hate everything about this word. I hate the look of it, I hate the hard sound of it, I hate the power of it.I hate the hate of it.There is nothing… |
Feb 2016
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Apple Brown Betty WhiteI have this “thing” for Betty White. I always have.I love this woman so much that I could just eat her with a spoon.So that is precisely what I set… |
Feb 2016
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Ovaltine Ice Cream: Christmas without The FluffCloris Leachman and Mel Brooks are almost entirely to blame for this week’s post. Or to thank, depending upon… |
Feb 2016
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Croaked MadameWhen my brother went off to the south of France for his year abroad, one of the first things he planned to do was take a little side trip to Monaco… |
Feb 2016
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The Kraft Singles BarIt all started rather innocently, as terrible things often do. A man and a woman were freshly seated at one of my tables at the restaurant on a busy… |
Feb 2016
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NYD BLTI’ve never been a big fan of New Year’s Eve. It’s hard for me to get excited over cheap hats, $150 prix fixe menus, and drunk blonde women walking… |
Jan 2016
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Man BunsYou may argue with me if you like, but I am declaring 2015 to be an annus horribilis. I consider it to be so for many reasons, none of which I can… |
Oct 2015
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