Halloween Chili Recipe

• 1 1/4 lb grnd goblin gizzards: (grnd beef 15% fat)
• 1 med eye of Cyclops (onion)
• 15 ounce can soft shelled beetles: (kidney beans)
• 28 ounce can blood of bat: (V-8 juice)
• 1/8 tsp pureed wasp: (prepared mustard)
• 1/4 tsp common dry weed: (oregano)
• 1 dsh Redtailed hawk toenails: (crushed red pepper)
• 2 tsp grnd sumac blossom: (chili pwdr)
• 1 tsp hemlock: (honey or possibly sugar)
• 1/2 c. fresh grubs: (sliced celery)
• 1 Tbsp. eye of Newt: (pearled barley)
• 1 Tbsp. dry maggots: (uncooked rice) Water from a stagnant pond: (tap water) (Substitutions are in parenthesis.)

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