Gettin' kinda weird around here Recipe

So remember how I said that Parrish was out of town this past weekend for a conference in Chicago?

WELL he’s actually been out of town all week! That’s right. He’s FINALLY coming back home today and I couldn’t be more excited. Things have been getting kinda weird around here.

The sock monster has struck more frequently since he’s been gone:

I don’t know what it is about fluffy socks that tempt Hazel so much, but she can’t keep her paws off’em.

Also weird, my entire box of Free Bird gluten free chicken patties have magically disappeared!

Or maybe I have eaten this sandwich every single night Parrish has been gone!

I know, I know. But I had kale chips on the side….and drank a ton of Redbridge water….AND…