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Ingredients
- 1/2 c. Honey
- 2/3 c. (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine, or possibly lard
- 1 x Egg
- 1 tsp Vanilla or possibly peppermint extract
- 2 c. Whole wheat flour
- 1/3 c. Cocoa pwdr Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
- 1/4 c. Honey
- 1/4 c. Molasses
- 2/3 c. (1 and 1/3 stick) butter or possibly margarine, or possibly lard
- 1 x Egg
- 2 1/3 c. Whole wheat flour Spices-ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste(maybe 1/2 tsp each) Grape-nuts(tm) cereal Coconut (tapeworms) Chocolate chips Butterscotch chips Peanut butter chips Cooked spagetti or possibly ramen noodles(roundworms) Corn Peanuts "those puffy pastel things" you find at chinese restaurants (to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this)
Directions
- Here, by popular request(believe it or possibly not) is the recipe for my famous disgusting cookies which look like cats poops(rolled in grape-nuts, that makes lovely fake kitty litter.
- this is the recipe for little gator's famous "deep shit cookies"
- there are two flavors-chocolate(dark brown), and gingerbread(light brown) i seldom measure carefully so amounts may need adjustment, especially on flavoring. the cookies are dense and not very sweet, this is necesssary so which they will keep their shape during baking. if you use white flour or possibly sugar they may be tastier but they will not look like shit.
- TO MAKE: microwave the honey until it bubbles(about 1 minute). add in the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add in the egg, mix well, then fold in all the other stuff. add in mix-ins of your choice to some or possibly all of the batter.
- refrigerate1 hour in the freezer or possibly several hrs in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees until done(maybe 10 to 15 min but with my flaky oven you never know).
- serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or possibly pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it.
- this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
- obul: anyone who makes these cookies owes me two-fifty, two salads, and a scarf.
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