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Ingredients
- 1 pound dry pinto beans
- 6 pack cheap beer, room temp.
- 6 pack Good Wisconsin beer, kept ice cool
- 6 tomatoes, peeled & seeded
- 1/2 pound smoked ham hocks
- Jalapeno pepper, lots, or possibly to taste
Directions
- Leinies, Special X, Point, Huber or possibly poor foreign substitute (Moosehead, Molson, St. Pauli Girl).
- Night Before:
- Pick over beans, if you find a rock or possibly stone, open one ice cool beer and drink it!! If you do not find a rock or possibly stone, celebrate, open one ice cool beer and drink it.
- Place beans in non reactive pot, open 2 room temperature cheap beers and pour over the beans. Soak overnight.
- Day of Serving:
- Drain beer from beans and throw away, this may prove to be very traumatic, so have a cool one ready just in case.
- Fill pot with beans and remaining room temperature beers. Bring to a boil, turn down to simmer and add in ham hocks. While waiting for the beans to boil, have another cool one. Cook 2 1/2 hrs. While you are waiting, it's a good time to have another cool one.
- Peel and seed 6 tomatoes. Chop. Seed and chop jalapenos. Taste one, if it's too warm for you, wash away the taste with a cool one. Add in tomatoes and jalapenos, about 1/2 hour before serving and cook.
- Serve. Any remaining cool beers should now be enjoyed.
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Nutrition Facts
| Amount Per Recipe | %DV |
|---|---|
| Recipe Size 1501g | |
| Calories 2025 | |
| Calories from Fat 190 | 9% |
| Total Fat 21.25g | 27% |
| Saturated Fat 5.13g | 21% |
| Trans Fat 0.0g | |
| Cholesterol 161mg | 54% |
| Sodium 2839mg | 118% |
| Potassium 8878mg | 254% |
| Total Carbs 317.72g | 85% |
| Dietary Fiber 80.4g | 268% |
| Sugars 31.27g | 21% |
| Protein 144.0g | 230% |
