United States Chef
Recipes by Michael Montgomery
|
I love you, Mum!Please allow me to regale you with the tale of The Time My Mom Vomited Into Her Purse.My beloved Mum (whom I’ve written about here and here) is a… |
May 2011
Professional |
0 votes
3 views
|
|
Evil IncarnateSeems to me that regular folks only started getting culinary boners over Spanish cuisine in the past couple of years. You know, suddenly everyone… |
Apr 2011
Professional |
0 votes
6 views
|
|
This goes to eleven.New Year’s Eve. We spent the night at home drinking French 75s, as is our tradition, though we dressed for the occasion. The Man of the House… |
Mar 2011
Professional |
0 votes
5 views
|
|
Four and twenty blackbirds...FALLING FROM THE SKY!A murder of crows dropped dead and plummeted from the sky on New Year’s Eve.Thousands and thousands of… |
Mar 2011
Professional |
0 votes
5 views
|
|
Like tears in rain.I can still recite Roy Batty’s soliloquy from the end of Blade Runner (aside: THIS is further proof that Patton Oswalt is my soulmate).If I were a… |
Mar 2011
Professional |
0 votes
19 views
|
|
It's chili outside!My fabulous (FABULOUS!) new pal, Fierce Jay, lives in Chicago. Which is pretty much exactly like the ice planet Hoth, so he knows about what to eat… |
Mar 2011
Professional |
0 votes
9 views
|
|
Lunch LadyThis is a “Ladies’ Seafood Thermidore", from the Crowd-Size Entertaining section of the 1971 Betty Crocker Recipe Card Library.Ingredients:In a… |
Mar 2011
Professional |
0 votes
9 views
|
|
The Secret to a Happy MarriageThere are times in a woman's life when she needs chocolate mousse - STAT.The Man of the House whipped up a very simple and very delicious mousse for… |
Mar 2011
Professional |
0 votes
3 views
|
|
Cookies inspired by Antoni GaudiIt is impossible to use mace and not think of Antoni Gaudi.Mace is the outer covering of the nutmeg -It’s dried… |
Mar 2011
Professional |
0 votes
1 view
|
|
Hardcore SpiritsI really, really hope this isn't a joke, because it's awesome.The venerable Ron Jeremy now has a limited edition dark rum bearing his name.How much… |
Mar 2011
Professional |
0 votes
4 views
|
